Cross Words

We at the Alien Convention Committee Convention have formulated a difficult yet rewarding conglomerate of vocabulary confoundments to tantalize and twist your brain until our probes have gathered enough intel to brainwash you into donating to WSUK Radio. Hope you enjoy it, hooman. We know we will. BAhahahahhahahahahaaa. Ok, now go do the crossword puzzle.

It has been our observation that you earthlings prefer things that are easier and more concise. We have thusly calculated that your predilection toward less complex and briefer engagement is due to your extremely abbreviated attention spans which are the result of TikTok and Instagram immersion. We therefore give you a short respite here with this slightly smaller experiential enigmatic mental exercise. Please enjoy. Or don't. We'll still sample your brain matter either way.

We have been examining your tiny hooman brains and we have found that if we make your brains exercise, you become more intelligent, so we are hoping that by the year 7040 you will all be as intelligent as the common housecat. Please do this puzzle, for the future of hoomanity. And of course, for our experimental data collections.

Stupid hoomans, come participate in our laboratory experiment that is disguised as a fun game!